inflightt:

i only understand like 9% of life

(via disowns)

" Sometimes you can’t explain what you see in a person. It’s just the way they take you to a place where no one else can. "

zackisontumblr:

i bet rhinos cant talk because they would make too many jokes about being horny

(via ugly)

textpostsandcats:

being a pizza delivery driver is great because literally no one is disappointed to see you

(via userbar)

terns:

mark your territory by crying on things

(via stop)

planetary-gogo:

i-smell-sex-and-coffee:

eluting:

i wish i had my own apartment so i could make food at two in the morning and dance around in my underwear

funny how once you get your own apartment this is actually exactly what happens

And then you cry over the responsibility of living on your own.

(Source: girlslug, via ugly)

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moonfalora:

rexuality:

a person complaining about puns basically invites every pun enthusiast in the vicinity to come snapping rhythmically from the shadows 

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(via captn-oats-vs-the-purple-monkey)

cubebreaker:

Designer Goula Figeura’s Orwell day bed lets you easily shut yourself off from the outside world with its light and noise-cancelling curtains.

(via vballplayer13)

clivas:

Hollisters electricity bill must be like $1 a month

(via retiredjesus)

queen-of-fallen-angels:

hallowtardis:

I SWEAR. ORLANDO BLOOM IS JUST HIRED TO LOOK HOT AND MAKE HILARIOUS FACES IN THE BACKGROUND

Was worth the money.

(Source: rouxx, via epic-humor)

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splders:

*eats 4 slices of pizza*

im so full

*eats another 4 slices of pizza*

(via stop)

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