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eiffeled:

A person’s tumblr tells a lot about them. It shows what kind of images they see in their head, who they love, who they hate, even what they think about other people.

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tobiaseatonacake:

(insp)

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greglestrade:

My favourite thing about Orlando Bloom punching Justin bieber are the write ups about it in newspapers, because nearly ever single one is like ‘hunky Orlando Bloom punches brat Justin Bieber’. Everyone hates him so much.

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I think “no” is a fairly explanatory word. It doesn’t mean “maybe”, it doesn’t mean “I’ll think about it”, it sure as hell doesn’t mean “yes”. But apparently some people don’t know that.

australiansanta:

quirkybrittany:

remember kids
if there are no witnesses,
if there’s no evidence,
if there’s no body,
there’s no crime

quirkybrittany did you just kill someone

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transgalacticwanderer:

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garden-hoe21:

THIS is how you advertise a bra!!

oMG

This is my new favorite thing in the universe. 

MAJOR PLOT TWIST

DAMN!

TEARS IN MY EYES

OMGGGG

Holy hell.

this is the best thing ive ever seen

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the-apple-pie-was-worth-it:

jadehariey:

THIS IS TO ANYONE WHO IS READING THIS: IF YOU ARE EVER TEMPTED TO LICK A DEODORANT DON’T DO IT

I was never in my life tempted to lick deodorant until I read this.

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Is it just me, or do you also feel so much more flattered when a sweet old lady compliments you? :’) This customer walked up to me at work just to tell me how pretty I am and that she hopes I have a wonderful day.

thelittledevil666:

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teamfreekickass:

My five year old cousin sent me a box of homemade cookies with a note that said they were blueberry flavored. 

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sweetie they are pink with strawberry pieces, I think they are strawberry

UPDATE:

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GUYS

imageTHIS TASTES LIKE BLUEBERRIES

HOW DO THEY TASTE LIKE BLUE BERRIES

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I THINK WE HAVE A SORCERERS PROTEGEE ON OUR HANDS

is that a large poster of Jensen Ackles?

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ofcoursenotwhatareyoutalkingabout

I like this kid

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thegreatestusernameinthegalaxy:

radiobee:

coffee-and-rainsticks:

Book borrowing is the biggest form of true love it’s like, “Here’s a piece of my soul that I think you would enjoy.” 

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*slow clap for the harry potter fandom*

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buzzfeed:

The 31 Realest Tumblr Posts About Being A Women

*stands up*

*salutes*

*applauds forever*

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It’s so fucking weird how girls can just tell when our periods start. Like the exact fucking moment. You’re just sitting in bed or standing in line for groceries and your face does that thing kind of like in That’s so Raven when Raven gets a vision

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holysimba:

Hairdresser: do you like it?
Me: yes thank you

*goes home and cries*

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