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me: ok i’ll study at 8:00

clock: 8:00

me: *pretends i didn’t see*

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timetoturnonthelight:

bananagirlworld16:

okay but why don’t more people talk about Night at the Museum like

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poc characters and people being portrayed by poc people

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this movie is so good

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and it has one of the funniest, best, most ridiculous friendships in movie history

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and you have Robin Williams as Teddy Roosevelt I mean

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and if all that didn’t convince you there’s also a t-Rex skeleton that plays fetch with one of its own ribs

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THIS MOVIE

DUMB DUMB WANT GUM GUM

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myanacondawaswayup:

*leans over to guy in urinal next to me*

what’s better than this, guys being dudes

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gnarly:

*starts typing text post*

*realizes nobody cares*

*stops typing text post*

(via so-personal)

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darkbluetile:

thebrownskingirl:

You are so used to your features, you don’t know how beautiful you look to a stranger.

I can’t believe I’m even more beautiful than I think I am this is incredible where’s my modeling contract

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askneppy:

multipack:

row row row your boat gently away from me

Merrily merrily merrily merrily please just fuckin leave

(Source: ihaveremade, via ugly)

carqo:

feel free to come rub my back and play with my hair

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astringofpearls:

I can’t fucking breathe right now

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wimpynoodle:

this is something higher than hd and it’s making me so uncomfortable

(Source: alphalewolf, via gnarly)

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