flamingno:

people without passwords on their phones are the strongest and most terrifying people you will ever meet

(via hate)

cumaddict72:

guccier:

nice url did ur mom pick it out for u

yes

(via orgasm)

prayzer:

do you think if you set up a queue then went out and killed someone you could use tumblr as an alibi because you had posted things all through the time of the murder

(via hi)

romulusthread:

i stare at boys so much how do they not notice

(Source: hoohah, via thefuuuucomics)

stand-up-comic-gifs:

Chelsea Peretti

(via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

chotheho:

trying to train a weak pokemon and it faints so you bring in your strongest pokemon and absolutely murder them in revenge

(via knightscrest)

disorders:

is it cold in here or is that just my heart

(via thefuuuucomics)

" I am so sick of being sick of who I am. "

celestia:

once i had a dream that my cat was working at mcdonalds w/ me and she had a lil uniform and she kept getting fur in the fries and everyone was yelling at me and saying “ur cat sucks on fries” and i was like “shes just a cat give her a break!” and i woke up crying

(via epic-humor)

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alamatomb:

Did you know that you can drink lava? But only once

(via sodamnrelatable)

retroactiveeurydices:

oxheadandhorsefacearedead:

retroactiveeurydices:

koalatea:

i dont need a boyfriend i need 12 million dollars and a donut 

12 million dollars can be used to obtain many donuts.

explain how

money can be exchanged for goods and services

(via knightscrest)

the-great-sherlock:

iamtherightkirsti:

wow he really hates school

This guy speaks to me on a spiritual level

(Source: watchthefirefliesdance, via lakotayo)

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